Dibs Not Drive

Cleveland (part III)

B: That first leg is going to be a bitch. Dibs not drive it.

As we changed the oil on the car this Sunday (well, as JT changed the oil, I played the road trip theme song on guitar, and Troy ruined his driveway), we agreed to a couple of things...

Here's the to-do list for that 13-hour drive:
- Flip off Columbia, MO;
- Spit on the Mississipi;
- Stop by Brazil, IN (and possibly Africa, OH -- they're both on the way).

Here's the not-to-do list for that same drive:
- Get a speeding ticket;
- Hit a deer;
- Leave Troy by the side of the road.

We'll be blogging as to whether or not we get to do -- or not do -- all those.

T: "That first leg is going to be a bitch. Dibs not drive it." - You can't "dibs not drive" an entire leg of the trip. Sorry.

"Troy ruined his driveway" - I thought we had established that JT was responsible for this, at least that's what my parents think.

"13-hour drive" - Isn't it a 12 hour drive, but with the time change it makes 13 hours total???

posted @ 12:06 AM