Idea
J: I'm going to keep a mile journal. For every mile that we drive, I will write a thought down. That's 2,183 thoughts...T: I think you're friggin' insane. There's no way you have that many thoughts in your head over a five day span anyway, and I don't think the miles and miles of plains in Iowa are going to suddenly put a thought in your head.
B: We're driving through Iowa? Can we drive through Wisconsin too? I've never been to Wisconsin.